A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
While an astounding number of the earth’s inhabitants are watching World Cup action this week, embarrassingly uninformed fans like me are doing our best to understand the intricacies of the sport. I’m also racking my brain to come up with another sport – any sport – that doesn’t let you use your hands. The only one I can come up with is hacky-sack, which may or may not be a sport. But I did learn that you can’t use your left hand in polo. That’s just weird, but probably necessary if you think about it. Anyway, you can thank the British for coming up with the “no hands” rule as well as just about everything else about modern soccer including the name “soccer” which they adopted as an abbreviation for “Football Association” but now never use. The British are big on rules, and I’m a big believer in rules, too, as long as they make sense and don’t get in the way.
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The Banner Baron