A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
Few meals offer as many options as breakfast. You can have your eggs scrambled, over easy, sunny side up, poached, fried, or boiled. You can pair them with white, wheat, rye, raisin, cinnamon or multi-grain toast, or biscuits, or muffins, or croissants, or bagels, or kolaches. Care for some bacon, sausage (pork, turkey or chicken), ham, or a steak? Decisions, decisions. Somebody said—and somebody keeps saying—that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Which is a good thing, because I really like breakfast and since a lot of places that serve breakfast are open 24 hours a day, I can succumb to temptation just about anytime I want. I’m told that in “diner speak”, the correct way for a waitress to communicate an order to the cook for scrambled eggs with toast is “Adam and Eve on a raft. Wreck ’em.” Ordering from eSigns.com is a lot easier and just as much fun. And there’s no need for a napkin. Or tipping.