A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
Milk’s favorite cookie is also mine.Oreos have been the number one selling cookie in America since their introduction in 1912. I eat a lot of them, but the Oreo people are trying to get me to buy more. There are now Cool Mint Creme Oreos. Double Stuf Oreos. Oreos with orange colored filling for Halloween. In Asia, they have green tea Oreos. In Canada, strawberry milkshake Oreos. You can also find sugar-free, reduced fact, and organic Oreos, but no thanks; I’ll stick to the classic “black and white”. When the maker of a successful product adds new products that resemble the original, marketers call that “line extension”. Coca-Cola adds Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, etc. We do that on occasion here at eSigns.com, but mostly we try to give you a new reason to buy every week. New specials on new products to pique your interest (I had to check the spelling on that, by the way).
Today, we’re featuring BIG SAVINGS on our expedited shipping! It’s not line extension but it is designed to get you thinking—and shopping. So, this week, if you need it fast, or faster than usual, you can save 55% on UPS 1 Day Saver! And our other options for expedited delivery are discounted as well, at varying percentages. We’re always “Fast, Easy, Cheap, and Totally Awesome!”. But this week, we’re faster and cheaper than usual.
The Banner Baron