A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
My new year’s resolution never had a chance. Like millions of other Americans, I made a pledge to lose weight this year. Then, right off the bat, on January 5th, The Girl Scouts announce three new cookie flavors- Rah-Rah Raisins, an oatmeal cookie, Trios, a peanut butter oatmeal cookie, and Toffee-tastics, a butter cookie with toffee pieces. Then, just last week, Ben and Jerry revealed three new ice-cream flavors. Spectacular Speculoos Cookie Core, Boom Chocolatta! Cookie Core and Peanut Buttah Cookie Core. Please note that all three of these frozen treats contain cookie bits. Just what I need. Cookies you can eat with a spoon. C’mon guys, how about a break for your old pal the Baron? Can’t you do anything with celery and carrots?
The Banner Baron