A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
When it comes to great headlines, I have to hand it to the online “news” outlets. I like reading the newspaper, old school style, but when I see an online headline about a break dancing dog or a buffalo surprising a couple of girls with a kiss, I get sucked in. I click, I watch, and most of the time I feel duped. Now, the video featuring the break dancing dog was “as advertised”. But the kissing buffalo was really just being fed by a squealing girl who kept sharing her lunch. Or maybe it was her breakfast. Anyway, it’s all about truth in advertising. And your Banner Baron is ALL about truth in advertising. Our special offers are for real. Our amazing delivery times are for real. My Goof Proof Guarantee is for real. And so is our promise of Fast. Easy. Cheap. And Totally Awesome. Put us to the test. Just don’t ask me to break dance. Or kiss a buffalo.
The Banner Baron