A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
Her name is Theresa Caputo. She’s a wife and a mother of two grown children, living on Long Island. She has big, blonde hair, she’s a bit boisterous, and she talks to the dead. Or with the dead, or through the dead, or something like that. Last week I watched back to back episodes of Long Island Medium on cable, about five or six at least, and I couldn’t tear myself away from the set. If she’s staging this stuff, she’s really, really convincing. And if it’s for real, well, I’ve got a few questions I’d like answered. I’d like to know what went down with D.B. Cooper and Jimmy Hoffa. I’d like to know where the schoolyard bully “Buzzy” hid my bicycle pump in the third grade. And I’d like to know what Billie Joe McAllister threw off the Tallahatchie Bridge. Yes, these are the pressing questions in my life. Those and finding out what makes people buy certain things on a certain day after seeing a certain message. So Theresa, if any of your spirit buddies can shine a light on that, I’ll be an even bigger fan.
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