A Message from the Banner Baron…
Somebody once tried to convince me that the banana was the “perfect” food. He argued that bananas are durable, portable, affordable, nutritious, delicious, satisfying and pleasing to the eye. He said that you can take a banana with you anywhere and nobody thinks anything about it. I’m not so sure. First of all, in order for the banana to be elevated to “perfect” status, it would have to make a noise so that it would impact all five senses. You can see it, smell it, feel it, and taste it, but you can’t “hear” a banana. Saying “Where’s my banana?” doesn’t count. Second, there’s the peel. Messy. If we learned anything from the Three Stooges, you can’t go tossing banana peels just anywhere. Finally, what if you don’t like bananas?
Personally, I’m a fan of apples (despite that ugly business in the Garden of Eden and Snow White’s troubles). Giving a guy a banana when he prefers an apple is not going to make the giver or the recipient happy. That’s why there are 31 flavors at Baskin-Robbins and thousands of choices at eSigns.com. There’s something for everyone. Although we specialize in signs and banners, there are HUNDREDS of different styles, sizes, materials, finishes, and shapes to choose from as well as THOUSANDS of art images you can use FOR FREE.
How ’bout them apples?