A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
I recently recommitted to healthier eating, but I won’t get too cocky about the results; let’s just say, “I’ve heard good things”. Now, in the wake of my reduced girth, comes this Online Piece which suggests that I could have been eating sourdough bread, corn, potatoes and (some) breakfast cereals all along, including what I consider to be one of life’s most perfect foods, the banana.
I’m sort of bummed, and kind of tempted, but I’m sticking to my current regimen which now avails me of shirts and jeans long banished to the back of the closet, most of which I have not worn in years.
Thankfully, they are all still in style. OK, most of them.
Anyway, to celebrate this success—with which I have now gone public and which I therefore must now maintain—I’m putting eSigns.com prices “on a diet” as well.
And for those of you seeking weight loss tips from me, you’ll just have to wait for the book.
The Banner Baron