A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON
If you’re a regular reader, you may remember that a few weeks back I was having some weird dreams. Very weird dreams. But when I woke up, I couldn’t remember them, or I could only remember parts of them. So I started keeping a pen and a paper tablet next to my bed so I could write my dreams down when I wake while they were still fresh in my mind.
So, night before last, I wake up in the middle of the night, reach for the paper and pen, and scribble something down. When I got out of bed the next morning, I grabbed the paper to see if I had captured the essence of my REM slumber. Here’s what I wrote:
“Harbor master, bring me a bagel.”
Hardly worth getting up for and most certainly not worth writing down.
Last night, I thought I’d give it another try. But before I went to bed, I mixed some Hershey’s chocolate syrup in a cold glass of milk. And here’s what I found on my tablet this morning.
“Put Vinyl Banners on sale.”
So you can thank Hershey’s when you save this week.
The Banner Baron