Time’s Running out for Christmas in July

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON This is a reminder that our sensational, stupendous, spectacular Christmas in July savings offers are good through this Sunday. I’m reminding you now that you have until midnight Eastern this Sunday, July 19th to

And the Band Played On… For 5 Hours?

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON Last week, Damon Albarn, front man for a band called Blur, had to be carried off the stage by a security guard in Denmark following a performance that lasted five hours. See him “achieve

What’s your 20 Good Buddies?

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON After walkie-talkies and before cell phones, there was the Citizens Band radio, more popularly known as CB radio. Wiki describes it as “a system of short-distance radio communications between individuals on a selection of

How Do You Say “Savings” In French?

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON People show their love for one another in a variety of ways, but as of this week, there is one less way to say “I love you” in Paris. The practice of couples putting

Houston Heads ’em up. Moves ’em out.

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON When I tell people who are not from Texas, that I’m from Texas, they ask me the strangest things. Do you wear a hat and boots? Do you own a horse? Are there cows

Her Majesty’s Dolphins and Other Oddities

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON The Queen of England “owns” all of the dolphins in British waters. Saw it on the Interweb so it’s got to be true. She also exerts dominion over all of the swans on the

The Divine Miss M Steals the Baron’s Heart.

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON It’s not considered polite to reveal a woman’s age, but a quick Internet search will tell you that the divine Bette Midler will be 70 in December. Saw her in concert this week and

It’s OK to Say It’s Awesome!

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON Literally. Honestly. Absolutely. Those are just a few of the words in the English language that are considered overused. I’d like to add the word “awesome” to that list. Unless, of course, you’re talking

Property Brothers vs. eSigns Brothers

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON My latest obsession is HGTV. That’s the cable TV channel with shows about home improvement, remodeling, gardening, and other glamorous domestic stuff. And my absolute favorite HGTV program is Property Brothers, the story of

A Tour of the Rocky’s‏

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON On this day in 1956, Rocky Marciano retired from the world of professional boxing. He is the only person to hold the heavyweight title without a bout tie or defeat during his entire career.

Mom, Who’s That Kid In the Picture?

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MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON Grandmother had a peculiar response when people around her noted the rapid growth of children in her family circle. “Better put a brick on his head or he’ll be six feet tall before he’s ten!”

Channeling Christopher Cross

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BANNER BARON “A ship is safe in harbor. But that’s not what ships are for.” This single quote from an American theologian named William G. T. Shedd has done more to shape my life and career