A Message from the Banner Baron…
Everybody has to answer to somebody, and while I am CLEARLY in charge of things at eSigns.com I still have to answer to the financial guys. At eSigns.com, money matters are handled by “The Duke of Digits” who happens to be my brother Roy. “The Duke” and I get along just fine, but every once in a while we have a polite disagreement about my special offers. He just wants to make sure that the company stays profitable, and I’m always on the lookout for crazy, new deals to give our customers, regardless of the profit.
So for the month of April I’ve proposed that we resolve these mini-disputes like true gentlemen: with a weekly duel. I’ve arranged for a series of workplace challenges, the first of which took place this morning. I am proud to announce that in our Wastebasket Paper Tossing Championships of the World, I emerged the victor. Nine, clean, across the room shots out of ten. The Duke hit seven. That means that the leash is off and I have full rein to issue any special that I want for one week. The special starts today and runs through next Thursday, when we’ll have another contest, and another special deal-if I win. Next week’s challenge? The Copy Machine Paper Loading Championships of the World.